I should probably go to bed, but it's been a while and I thought I'd recap last year a bit. If you look at things in perspective, we had quite the year. It definately wasn't the worst year ever if you think about it. There are those who believe that back in the day, maybe in an era like the Cretaceous Period or something, the earth was hit by a monster asteroid that killed pretty much everything except some select bacteria or one celled organisms or something like that. That was obviously a pretty bad year, but if you don't believe in that kind of thing, then I suppose this last year was probably one for the books.
Lets see, we had the oil spill, that was fun. It only took the top engineers in the country 3 or 4 months to put a cap on the leak. I mean honestly, it seemed like they were trying everything from sticking a giant wad of ABC gum in the ruptured pipe to covering it was the equivalent of the Vikings dome to try and contain the oil. The US government, true to form, did it's typical disaster relief routine full of showing up at tar ball covered beaches in a tux talking about how they will stop at nothing until it's all cleaned up, and lawsuits.
Unemplayment remained high all year. And the Obama administration in their infinate wisdome decides that the best thing to do would be to borrow money from China to create government jobs (most of which must have been collecting tar balls off the gulf beaches), then when that didn't seem to help matters, they decided that the next best course of action would be to borrow more money from China, which has proven to work about as well as the first stimulus did. While most people were worried about getting jobs and wondering what the US was going to do with our little economic crisis, the Obama Administration, once again displaying it's wisdom and keen awareness of what's important to the American people, decided to focus most of their time trying to socialize our healthcare industry, because that system obviously works well for the rest of the world. The way our system is set up now is just far to complicated for the average person, therefore they passed a bill that only took one redwood tree worth of paper to print out for everyone to read, which nobody actually did before they set the motion to pass the bill, which oddly enough it did pass.
Lets see what else can I write about. Oh yes the tea party movement. Well this is actually a good thing in my opinion. People started to realize this country was going down the tank because Obama actually got enough minorities, twenty year olds and a fair number of people who enjoyed the 60's a little too much to vote for him (I know not PC, but true). I suppose there were some good things that came out of this year. The Yankees didn't go to the world series. The Rams were one game away from making the playoffs, which doesn't sound much like a victory, but when you take into consideration last year, and the fact that now they'll get a much better draft pick then if they would have played one more game next week and gotten smashed by the Saints, it's really not a bad year. Oh yes and Apple came out with their new Ipad, which, after playing with it for about 30 seconds, I decided it was basically just a large version of the itouch, which is basically an iphone without the phone. So if you didn't follow, they came out with a large version of the iphone, without the phone. I can only imagine why people would go nuts over such an exemplory breakthrough. Everyone must have this device immediately. Oh yes, and I just read about this today, get this. Iran apparently launched some space rocket with a rodent, two turtles, several worms, and a partridge in a pear true (ok minus the last one). They said their space program is "peaceful." Hahaha, most excellent. Lets see... Vancouver held the winter olympics, which is odd seeing as how Vancouver is a coastal city with a temperate climate that doesn't get a lot of snow... Nonetheless it was there.
On the downside again, there were lots of terrorist attacks in the US, even a guy carrying some explosives in his underwear (or was that 2009?). Anyway, rest easy because you can guarantee that the guy sitting next to him surely didn't have any shampoo or toothpaste in his bag. There were enough terrorist attacks that TSA decided it needed to do more than simply be a hindrance to good hygeine, but to start using full body scanners that they promise will only be used in a professional manner for security purposes without saving any images, and are completely safe as long as you walk through them quickly.
Lebron James decided to move to Miami to join Bosh and Wade to form a team that could never ever ever be beaten by anybody.
Greece went bankruped and decided to try and sell their islands. Then decided to raise the retirement age, which means all those people have to protest and go on strike for a couple years longer.
Oh yes, the mosque controversy was quite a stir. President Obama thought it was a good idea, most others thought it was a slap in the face. This couldn't be the same president who wanted to meet with the middle-eastern leaders face to face without any bodyguards for a nice, civil and rational conversation was it? Weird.
In any case, I'm sure I could go on and keep looking up happenings of the year and then writing about them, but I should get some sleep. My glorious last Christmas break ever has come to a close, along with 2010. What shall 2011 bring? Who knows, but I'm guessing about 12 more surprises as each month the Obama administration expresses it's shock of how the unemployment rate is higher than expected and doesn't seem to be improving. I, however, am currently searching for my first real paid position that isn't a summer job in the form of a residency. If I get one, it will be about a $60,000 raise for me, which isn't a bad year I suppose. Mind anybody who may not know, I'm paying about $30,000 a year for school right now, so I'm taking that into account:), but it makes me feel better to think of it as a straight up raise since I could be making a whole lot more money if I went straight into practice:). Who knows, with money actually coming my way instead of going the other way, I might actually splurge and join the rest of the developed world by getting a smartphone, but I admit it will be harder than I think getting rid of my 4 year old LG flip-phone, it's been such a champ for me and I've grown quite attached to it. Such decisions in my future.
Happy new year to all, and God bless you all in this year!